Funny speed dating lines

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We're hosting a Speed Dating night and are in the process of making posters..we'd like to term it something other than Speed Dating, so it doesn't sound so cheap and tacky. Trying to come up with a good Speed Dating Name and Tagline - Something catchy obviously - needs to evoke the same feeling as the setting...get the message across - Dating for Singles at a quick pace, 10 6 minute dates at a "cool" venue - and be something that will stick in the brain when you're single and looking for something fun to do in order to meet other singles of your same age, etc...

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